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CHRISTIAN
SINGLES
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CHRISTIAN
DATING ADVICE
CHRISTIAN SINGLES : GUIDE TO
ENDING LONELINESS AND DEPRESSION Cont.
It’s time for your anti-depression medicine, gang! How are you
doing on the laughter point scale? Could you possibly manage a few more
ho-ho-hos? Or even some har-har-hars? If not , just a giggle or two will
do. I’ll try to dig up some funnier material.
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and taken quickly in for
coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man
regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy who was
waiting by his bed.
"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun,
gently patting his hand.
"We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay
here. Are you covered by insurance?"
"No, sorry, I don't have any insurance," the man whispered
hoarsely.
"Can you pay in cash?" persisted the nun.
"I'm afraid I cannot, Sister."
"Well, do you have any close relatives?" the nun essayed.
"Just my sister in New Mexico," he volunteered. "But
she's a humble spinster nun."
"Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not spinsters;' they
are married to God."
"Wonderful," said Smith. "In that case, please send the
bill to my brother-in-law."
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car
broadside, and knocked him cold. Passersby pulled him from the wreck and
revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by
the medics.
Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said,
"I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab
in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign...and somebody was standing in
front of the "S"!
Laughter is one of the best remedies for depression. Tell these jokes
to others and you won’t feel so lonely
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