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CHRISTIAN
SINGLES
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CHRISTIAN SINGLES : GUIDE TO
ENDING LONELINESS AND DEPRESSION Cont.
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before
a long holiday week- end. The attendant worked quickly, but there were
many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the
attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend, said the
young man, "sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits
until the last minute to get ready for a long trip"; The minister
chuckled, " I know what you mean. "It's the same in my
business."
MENTAL PATIENTS
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination
given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will
be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution
will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board
looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both
arms.
The second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you
jump?" asked the doctor.
"Well Doc, I can't swim!"
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the monkey was reading two books
- the Bible and Darwin's The Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the
ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the monkey, "I just wanted to know if I was
my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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