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CHRISTIAN
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CHRISTIAN SINGLES : GUIDE TO
ENDING LONELINESS AND DEPRESSION Cont.
Now, settle back and get your funny bones tuned up and ready for a
few good laughs, it’s time for your medicine, compliments of
christiandatemate.com, and Grandma!
Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The
doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274," came the reply.
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to
the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor shakes his
head sadly, then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three
times three?"
"Nine," says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get
that?"
"Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from
Tuesday."
Laughter is one of the best remedies for depression. Tell these jokes
to other Christian singles and you won’t feel so lonely.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the
preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside:
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the
Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord,
Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas
and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
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