CHRISTIAN SINGLES : GUIDE TO
ENDING LONELINESS AND DEPRESSION Cont.
Chapter 18: Uncover The Hidden Roots of Your Problem
It’s that time again; time for your well-deserved laughter break!
This medicine is free, and it won’t make you fat, so enjoy with
abandon! Laugh and make Grandma proud, Christian singles!
A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked
him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told
him to have a seat.
A few minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he
had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and
told him to wait in the examining room.
Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an
electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for
the doctor.
Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
The doctor said, "Where?"
He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
"Are you an organ donor?"
"No, but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army."
Laughter is one of the best remedies for depression. Tell these
jokes to other Christian singles and you won’t feel so lonely
Church for this drunk
A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the
Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and
tired, he finally nods off.
The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent
hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher
decides to make an example of him.
He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place
in heaven, please stand."
The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.
Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like
to find a place in hell please STAND UP!"
The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to
find that he's the only one standing.
Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting
on here, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones
standing for it!"
