CHRISTIAN SINGLES
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Share these jokes with friends, Christian singles, and
bring smiles to everyone.
Two Statutes
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one
female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an
angel came down from heaven. "You've been such
exemplary statues," he announced to them, "I'm
going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you
both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do
anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the
angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon
dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good
deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the
bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said
the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the
female statue turned to the male statue and said,
"You want to do it again?" And he replied,
"Yes, very much. But this time lets switch positions.
This time you hold the pigeon down and I'll poop on its
head."
Adam & Eve had the perfect marriage.
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have
married and she didn't have to hear about how well his
mother cooked!
A Merry Heart Doeth Good, Like A
Medicine, Christian Singles!
Just One Quick Question
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer
wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed
them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each
have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What
was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg?
They just made a movie about it." The teacher
answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic."
St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring
Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy
would bring with him, decided to make the question a
little harder: "How many people died on the
ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just
seen the movie and answered, "about 1,500."
"That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name
them."
See ya’ soon! Keep laughing, Christian singles
