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Subject: Three doctors
Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the
pearly gates. St. Peter walks out and asks the first one,
"What have you done to enter Heaven?" "I am
a pediatrician and have brought thousands of the Lord's
babies into the world." "Good enough to enter
the gates," replied St. Peter and in he goes. The
same question is asked of the second doctor. "I am a
general practitioner and go to Third World countries three
times a year to cure the poor." St. Peter is
impressed and allows him through the gates. The third
doctor steps up in line and knowing the question, blurts
out, "I am a director of a HMO."
St. Peter meditates on this for a while and then says,
"Fine, you can enter Heaven...but only for 2
days."
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an
evening of religious service when she was startled by an
intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her
home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop - Acts
2:38!" (..turn from your sin...) The burglar stopped
dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked
the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the
old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She
said she had an AXE and two 38's!"
