CHRISTIAN SINGLES
GUIDE TO ONLINE DATING ADVICE
TAKE SOME HUMOR FOR A MERRY HEART,
CHRISTIAN SINGLES!
Well, gang, I’ve over taxed my brain, trying to come
up with some fun and also romantic ideas for your first
meetings with your Christian Date Mate. I think I can come
up with a lot more if you will give me a few days. Let’s
take a break and treat our hearts to a medical makeover
from the Lord. Yes, I mean let’s get a shot of God’s
vaccine against unhappiness: LAUGHTER Your prescription,
take one dose, 4 X a day. Are you ready, Christian
singles?
A Minister was walking down the street when he came
upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10
and 12 years of age.
The group had surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys
were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What
are you doing with that dog?"
One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old
neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us
can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of
us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the
dog."
Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "You boys
shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he
exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon
against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a
sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was
your age, I never told a lie."
There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the
reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten through to
them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said,
"All right, give him the dog."
