CHRISTIAN SINGLES
GUIDE TO ONLINE DATING ADVICE
It is probably safe to turn the junk drawer upside down
over a garbage can every 5 years to get rid of all the
junk you never used, and start all over again. Note this,
you neatniks: This rash statement is heresy to a
pack rat! the junk draw is our security; we have forgotten
all the odd pieces of useless stuff we have saved for an
imaginary emergency. But it is comforting, nevertheless to
have all that junk on hand. You never know when it will
come in handy, maybe even in our lifetime. Since I have
never been able to organize my own junk drawer, I wouldn’t
dare to advise you either, Christian singles! You are on
your own. BEWARE! Junk is accumulating in that drawer as
we speak, and there is nothing I can do! SAVE YOURSELF!
Moving on to something I CAN help you with: Always
check to be sure that you cannot get the same item, or a
generic for a lower price than your brand name item with a
coupon. And remember, Christian singles, always check with
the manager of your favorite store to see when and if any
of the really good coupons can give you a double savings,
since their store sales often happen in tandem with the
new coupon booklets you get in the Sunday paper. It is
almost always a greater savings when you can double it.
Nevertheless, know which items you can get even cheaper,
for 99 cents (at of course, the 99Cents store.)
