CHRISTIAN
DATING ADVICE
Hi! I’m Ralph. Ladies, I’m tired of being
looked upon as a sex object! I want a woman who will love me for my mind.
Although I’m a tad physically-challenged, I’m still
quite a specimen, as you can see!
LADIES; FORGET THOSE SPINELESS, SNIVELING
PANTYWAISTS WHO ARE AFRAID TO COMMIT! COMMITMENT IS MY MIDDLE NAME!
My friends say that I’m somewhat cerebral,
And I don’t like to brag, but I’ve been invited to the most
prestigious university laboratories in the world. If you are tired of
mindless, knuckle-dragging Neanderthals, I’m the one for you!
Eagerly awaiting your response, my e-mail
address is bonvivant2inajar@aol.com
Readers, don’t bother e-mailing Ralph. The
address is part of the sample personals ad, not a real one. If Ralph’s
ad doesn’t give you enough direction in writing a profile that will
captivate the Christian Date Mate of your dreams, we have loads of
great ideas and samples of attention-grabbing profiles in our “How
To Write A Great Personals Ad” (see site map or our home page.)
